CAGERS BEWARE

Cagers beware. 

We are coming out of hibernation. Our two wheeled spirits are waking up, and need to move.

Please watch for us. You can't miss us. We are loud, quick, and covered in leather. 

    Some of us have been awake for awhile and have seen that you still have horrible habits. 

   

Put The Dam Device Down. Save my life. Save my brothers and sisters lives. We have families to goto as well as you do. We are not just some Dam Animal, when you meet us, we are some of the greatest people you will ever know. We will always be there for you. So please be there or not be there, depending on where you and your cage are. 

  This is just the beginning of the demented biker rant. Be warned Cagers I am watching and I will let you know when you are Fucking Up, that's what I do.

WATCHING AT LUNCH TIME

As I sit on a construction site at lunch time, staring off towards the highway,(dreading the fact that I was here and not there). I noticed a few of my fellow Brothers and Sisters riding. Then a closer look at the cagers around them, I was scared for there lives. I watched a few get cut off as cagers honked there horns, I also watched one speed up and ride a Brothers ass hard. and then lean on his horn. I don't know what kept me there and not flying to my own ride. Yes I would have flew out and rode to my Brothers side. I think it was more fear of killing someone that kept me seated. I am still astonished that people still act this way with all the signs and the news reporting the weather. We all know when the weather gets warm bikers are out, It's not a new concept. As I sit there thinking. Is my life or my fellow riders life that unimportant to you that you act this way. I mean if a cager is running late that he has the right to push a biker out of the way, by tailgating or cutting us off. Are our lives that much of an inconvenience to your schedule. People wonder why we are mean at times or ride in packs. It's to safe our lives. Yes I am complaining and it is easier for me to just stop riding. FUCK THAT, CAGERS CAN KISS MY ASS!!!! Brothers and Sisters stay safe, It is US vs THEM.

HAVE CAGERS PULLED HEAD OUT

Hello all my brothers and sisters of the two wheeled nation. I am back after a cold winter break. Fuck yeah its good to be out. Lets see if anyone cares to comment. I have hidden myself amongst the cagers this season.In hopes to catch them in the act.Oh and have I ever, Still trying to figure out the texting thing. Even after the police catch them they still text. REALLY. I have seen things and my wife explains" that's nothing you should see the thing I have seen."I would not have believed her if I have not witnessed some of the most fucked up acts by cagers.Eating,putting makeup on, even playing on an Ipad. After the things I have seen, I can say that I am deathly afraid of those fuckers. I don't think the reflector vests or the external lights will help. So Brothers and Sister I beg you, be careful out there. It is really THEM VS. US. Also remember Bars up and Rubber down. Stay tuned I am back and there will be more rants from THE DEMENTED BIKER.

BRAKE LIGHTS

What does the title mean. It means if the are brighter than normal than I must have STOPPED. Get off your fuckin phone and pay THE FUCK ATTENTION. I do not understand the problem. If the vehicle in front of you is coming to where you should stop. Than my guess is that he just be stopping. Not that hard. Almost every other fucking morning, I hear long loud screeches behind me. I am waiting to get rearended again and have the person tell me "I DIDN'T SEE THE BIKE IN FRONT OF ME." This time I am going to be a funcking lunatic.Also if you are not that awake in the morning PLEASE STAY AT HOME AND WAKE UP. Go in late say your sorry and save a life. It's not worth the life to try and get to work faster or be on the phone. BROTHERS AND SISTERS STAY SAFE.

# 1 ISSUE-SAFETY

Yes folks, this issue has to be addressed. I ride everyday and see some odd shit. And I am talking just about riders. This has nothing to do with cagers(there's a first). Now I love to ride, don't need a reason. My wife is the same way. Just need to get out and ride. No rhyme or reason, just need to ride. I always watch whats going on around me, and I see some really odd shit. In the morning, 6am. It is still dark out and I swear that I am the only one with a good reflective vest on. Now not everyone has to wear a reflective vest, thats just me, But wearing nothing is dangerous. Now here in Texas it is still hot out so I understand the helmet deal. I wear mine in the morning mostly."Those cagers I swear are out to get me." Unless I have my camera on then the helmet is on. Folks we need to have some better awareness of what we are doing and our surroundings. Remember it's US vs THEM. They are out to get us. Now this is just one idea for either morning or night riding. You may have your own and thats cool, we just need to do something more. To many of us are being taken out, and it's always noted "I DID NOT SEE THEM." What about the rest of the day. What the fuck is up with the 90mph recing on the highways, really. What happened to riding to ride and not caring where you are going or how long it takes to get there. also, whats with the sneakers or fucking flip flops. Fucking Moron. Your life and maybe mine, might be at risk for your stupid antics. When ever you ride, it's not just you but the rest of us that has to be in the big picture. SAFETY PEOPLE, IT'S ALL ABOUT RIDING AND ENJOYING YOURSELF. BUT WE HAVE TO DO IT IN A SAFE MANNER OR SOME OF US WON'T BE COMING HOME. I don't want to hear about "I did not see them" or get a call that a friend is down. It hurts to much. We need to be thinking of each other because we know that cagers don't think. I posted words of wisdom before and think that it is what we need to be thinking of when we go out. EVERY INTERSECTION IS A CHANCE TO DIE TRUST NO LIGHT WITH YOUR LIFE RIDE LIKE HALF THE DRIVERS ON THE ROAD CAN'T SEE YOU AND THE OTHER HALF IS TRYING TO KILL BROTHERS AND SISTERS STAY SAFE.

W T F

The title says it all folks.I was cruising the internet the other day, and came across an article that PISSED ME OFF COMPLETELY. It is about an Ohio State Trooper. I want everyone who reads this to repost and blast this everywhere. So I don't get into to much trouble I will not name the officer. This Officer rear ended a couple on there motorcycle, Never useing his brakes. Yes folk, you read that correctly. There is video and the officer seemed more concerned about his car, only asking if the couple were ok. Now I am asking everyone who reads this to go search" Ohio State Trooper bike accident" and see for yourself. Also the officer in question is still on patrol with no action taken against him. Is that FUCKED UP OR WHAT. No if that were you or I we would be in jail waiting trial. Why is he free, there is video. People wonder why I tell my kids if there is trouble find someone before the police, That way I know something will get done. Is that wrong, So be it. Please call the Ohio State Troopers office and ask what is being done. The more people that call maybe we can get something done fast. There is a couple in the hospital that need someone to help them. Like I have been saying BROTHERS AND SISTERS STAY SAFE.

WHAT IS WRONG THESE DAYS

What the hell is going on. I know this rant is not really about bikers, but still. I am sitting here going through the internet and it is killing me. I read an article on a cali fire house and a library in Virginia, and there are disturbing. First the fire house. While out on wild fires the fire house was robbed. REALLY WHAT THE FUCK. How FUCKED UP can you be to rob a firehouse. If there are no trucks in it, then guess what. They are probably out on a call, putting there lives at risk. Yes I know the risk they put there selves in amd I understand that it was there choice. STEALING FROM FIREMAN TRYING TO SAVE LIVES, WHAT THE FUCK. I can almost gaurentee that if you were to go to them while they are there, they will help out the best they can. I will bet at least half my pay. (I still have to eat sorry.) Now about the library in Virginia.How the Fuck can a library throw out and destroy books. What the Fuck are thinking. Are you telling me that there is no one out there that can use a book. Not even an orphange, a book mobile, a hospitals childrens wing. I find that hard to FUCKING BELIEVE. I have seen stuff like that in the movies, but that was indiana jones and hitler and then there was the episode of family guy, all fake make believe. No not this time. A real library is or is finished throwing out books. Now I know why the children coming up through schools are not getting the education that they need. I know that these are two small rants, I am sorry. If I start on either one then thats all there will be. So I kept them small hopingh that someone will look into it themselves an tell me I am wrong. Please someone tell me I am wrong and that this is just a dream. Brothers and Sisters stay safe.

HOLIDAY RIDING-CAUTION

Yes folks it a holiday weekend. Which means PLEASE BE CAREFULL. I mean everyone. From Bikers to Cagers, it's a no refusal weekend. Also it means that there will be a lot of people on the road. A lot a drunk drivers will be out there, because remember the cagers know what the hell they are doing, they do this all the time and there always carefull(BULL SHIT). There is no reason for it. Call someone to PICK YOUR DUMB ASS UP. I have said it in the past, DON'T BE STUPID, Drink all you want just DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE. Save a life. THINK. There might be someone you know out there, who could get hurt. I don't want to see anyone hurt or dead. SO PLEASE DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE A LIFE IS AT STAKE.On that note all have a good abd safe holiday. Brothers and Sisters Stay Safe.

TWO WHELLED ROAD NINJA

That title does refer to all bikers. Think about it folks, Cagers always say that didn't see us.That line really PISSES ME OFF. Let's start at the beginning. Last night my wife made a comment about school starting today. She informed me that there is going to be more traffic on the roads, so be carefull. This morning I decided to wear a yellow safety vest and helmet. Here in texas even at 5:30 in the morning it's hot. I know that is excuss I'm sorry. Ok so, I'm on my way to work and I come up to a red light, and stopped. I have a habit of pulling my brake lever so my brake light blinks, give an extra warning that I am there. Well I am sitting there waiting and notice a car coming. What I didn't expect was a loud screech behind me. A cager leaned on her brakes so hard, everybody looked around. I noticed that she came within inches of hitting me. As I looked back to see what was going on, She stuck her head and said SORRY I DID NOT SEE YOU. I came unglued. Put the bike into N and put kickstand down. Calmly walked over to the car behind me and comensed to give the ASS CHEWING OF A LIFETIME. Another motorist got out of his truck and asked if everything was ok. I yelled at him to get back in his truck, He did. To all cagers that are reading this, I'm sorry if I seamed mean. But When a biker is wearing a yellow safety vest and there is no obstruction behind him,like a tour pack or sissy bar/back rest, and you still can't see him there are issues. I could not tell if this lady was using her phone or not, I was that mad. Maybe that was a good thing. What I am getting at is PLEASE be aware of your surrounding. CAGERS YOU ARE NOT ALONE.It scares me that when wearing my vest some cagers still use the line SORRY I DID NOT SEE YOU.It blows my mind that you cagers really don't see us. Do I have to start riding and have flares hanging off my bike for you to see me. If I could get away with flashing lights I would. I can't, so I won't. Brothers and Sisters Stay Safe, It's us against them

USE THE FUCKIN BLINKERS

What is so hard to comprehend. Every car built now has them. I am talking about Fuckin Blinkers. They are designed to inform cars,trucks, and motorcycles that you are changing lanes. How hard is that. It's a small level on the side of the steering fuckin wheel.It's not like you have to search the car for it. Also they are checked when you get a proper inspection yearly. Plus when you go for your drivers license you need to use them. Come to think of it, I see more people use them only when the police are around. What a ticket is scarier than cutting someone off nearly killing them. The reason I bring this up, is because this morning maybe only two of the hundreds of cars i seen use them. Cagers are either stupid or just plain lazy. Now I not saying you are stupid, I would never say that. What I am asking is that you cagers need to be more aware of those around you. I YELL AND BITCH and nothing but you do it and heaven help us. The end of the fuckin world is near. So what I am getting is that it is ok for you to cut me off, but if I do it to you I am the only one that did anything wrong.SO WHAT THE FUCK IS THE DEAL. Is it that hard to do, there has to be some kind way to fix this issue. PLEASE SOMEONE HELP TO FIX THIS PROBLEM. THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT. Brothers abd Sister stay safe

NOT MUCH HAS CHANGED-THAT'S WHAT WRONG.

What I am trying to say, is that nothing has changed. Why. Why do we continue to pull the same shit. Crotch Rockets are killing each other, Cagers are killing the rest. Yes this seems very up front and in your face. So nothing else works. I tried this blog and even tried a radio station. Nothing. Should I continue. Well since I am here to piss off everyone I can. Woo Hoo, watch your ass. Now, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU.PLEASE pull your head out of your ass.What I am trying to say is that you are not the only asses out there. Why am I being this way, because have any of you watched the news. Have you listened to the news. Nothing really has changed, has it. We are all doing the same as we did. Why, are we not tired yet of killing each other. Really, We are killing either ourselves or each other. Now is that the way we are to react to what is going on. NO. Please I BEG YOU PAY ATTENTION. YOU ARE NOT ALONE. Brothers and Sisters Stay Safe.

CROTCH ROCKETS

Why is it, That when you get at 3 crotch rockets together there IQ level drops. I was out riding today, and saw one and no issues. My ride home and I got stuck behind 3 of them idiots. I swear as soon as they seen me behind them they became instant morons. Now I love riding and hold no ill tides towards any other rider,But when you start acting like children it's hard to think of you as an adult. Really wheelies at 70mph. and other stupid stunts. We were or shall I say I was going 70mph and they were in front of me. Like I said on my way out and rode with just one crotch rocket, and there were no issues, just two bikes out for a nice sunny ride. I still don't understand as to why on this planet anyone traveling at 70mph would want to pull stunts and put there lives at stake. We normally put our lives at stake when we take to the rode. We normally have bull-eyes on our backs. Why would you want to do that to anyone. Are there not any empty parking lots to pull stunts. How about the old runway by Amon CARTER and RT 183. I mean you have no problems running from the police on the highways, whats the difference on the runway. Scared. Your willing to take your chance with your life, why not the cops and airport security. So if you ride a crotch rocket and are reading this and are upset, than I really am sorry to have hurt your feeling. I hope you read the whole thing then bitch at me. Because it's not all of you, and it's not that I hate you guys. I am just tired of the shit you guys pull, and most people look at all of us bikers as the same. Now that is bullshit. Now like I said if I hurt you felling I am sorry. If you want to leave a comment and tell me how it is. Just leave a comment, Don't worry I can take it, I am a big boy. So on that note have a good night all. Bothers and Sisters Stay Safe

WORDS OF WISDOM

I was on facebook the other day. When going through the usuall bull shit I came across something interesting. On ALLSTATES face page someone wrote something that I thought was true. EVERY INTERSECTION IS A CHANCE TO DIE TRUST NO LIGHT WITH YOUR LIFE RIDE LIKE HALF THE DRIVERS ON THE ROAD CAN'T SEE YOU AND THE OTHER HALF IS TRYING TO KILL YOU. That has to be the greatest bit of wisdom that I heard in a long time. Please pass the word to all Your friends and let them know. It really is THEM vs US.Them does refer to cagers to clear up any confusion. Also keep your eye out, They(cars) are out to get us.Brothers and Sisters Stay Safe.

NEW DRIVERS

Please someone HELP. If you know a new driver please have them put something on there car to let us know who they are. YOU YOUNG CAGERS SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ME MORE. I don't care what you use, A light, A sign, Road flares off your trunk. You youngins have picked up some very horrible habbits from you elders. I have watch in the past few days some scarey shit. Now that doesn't mean that it has not been happening for a while it is i just started to notice. Mainly because my son has just started to drive himself. I know I am a mean son of a bitch, because I have been teaching my son by shotgun method. There is no phone in the car, not even mine. Mom says that i am a horrible teaching because, there is no slack in my teaching. Well, I am teaching him this way so he know who and what is on the road. He will be fully aware that there are bikers of all kind out there. And his job is to make sure that he sees them and keeps there safety in mind. Not saying he has to make sure they get to where they are going, but to make sure while he sees them they are safe. I am almost ready to inform him that he can go after other cagers if they start acting FUCKIN STUPID. With mom along for the classes it might be harder to teach that particular method. So if you know a new driver out there please prepare them for an ASS CHEWING if they start ACTING STUPID like the rest of the cagers. I will not be nice and if I have my way my son will not be either. Or please cagers teach your children to drive safely and watch for us on the road, and respect us like you want them to respect you. That is not much to ask for is it. Brothers and Sisters Stay Safe.

PARKING SPOTS vs SIDEWALKS

Now I know this a very touchy subject. But. Just hear me out. If I am alone, meaning riding by myself. Then why would I want to take a whole parking spot up. Now I know I ride a large bike but really. Do you think I want to listen to someone complain about my little bike taking up 1 spot. Not reaaly. The last thing I want to do is get into an arguement with some SELF RIGHTEOUS ASS about how rude I am. To think I am trying to follow the law. Well I am fucked either way. Why, because when I park on the sidewalk someone BITCHES. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT. I can't read minds, so someone has to speak up. Maybe you outstanding citizens should contact your city officials and ask for motorcycle parking spaces to be made. Just maybe someone will listen. I am tired of listening to you BITCH. The hell with the saying "why can't we all get along", because it doesn't work and I am not going to be nice anymore. It's not worth the aggrivation. I ride and mind my own, but cagers have nothing better to do but MOAN, GROAN, AND COMPLAIN ABOUT BIKERS. Why, are you upset that you follow the masses and we don't. TOUGH SHIT. GROW A SET. That includes all the soccer moms and oh lets no forget all the PTA moms. That right there is a subject on it's own and yes I will be addressing later. You can either deal with where I park or go somewhere else if i was there first. SUCK IT UP. Brothers and Sisters stay safe

TAIL GATERS

Yes the title is spelt right. Not sure the purpose of tail gaters. I mean really following that close that your headlights can't be seen. If I have to swerve or stop I'm dead because of you. Now is it really worth it. Was riding my ass worth killing me. Are you in that much of a hurry. What would happen if you left 5/10 min early. It could mean the world of difference. It's really bad when you ride on my wife, all she does is releases the throttle and coasts. It's funny, because i will slow down and just look at the driver. They always have this dumb ass look on there faces. They will put there hands up and shake their heads. It's like they don't know what they did. Which to me means that they do it so much that it has become habit. There is nothing wrong with riding up on someone EXCEPT if that person is on two wheels, have some RESPECT for the biker in front of you. Now if a cger want to ride up on me thats fine. If something happens to fall out of my pocket, oops sorry. I can't be held responsable for hitting a bump and things go flying. Stuff like that just happen.If you cagers were smart you would back off us and maybe(just maybe) we will move over for you, if we can. No promises.With all that said, CAGERS PLEASE TAKE HEED TO ALL MY WARNINGS, I WOULD NEVER WANT ANYTHING BAD TO HAPPEN TO YOU. Brothers and Sisters stay safe

BIKERS & KIDS

Why is it hard to fathom that bikers are just regular guys & gals. This weekend I was out with my wife riding around. It got to the time to eat so a local mexican resturaunt is where we headed. No the resturaunt did nothing wrong, but a few of the patrons were just down rite rude. A little guy had all kinds of smiles when we rolled in and was in awe of the bikes, So as we entered he wanted a high five. Well mom had other plans and pulled him in. Me, I had just enough of that in the small moment it took. I ask mom what the deal was and her response was "just look at you." Lets just say we never ate there that night, because we were asked to leave. She threw such a stink that, according to the manager it was easier for us to leave than her. The whole time a waitress was on our side reassuring the manager that it was the woman and not us. So my question to all the cagers is. What is the FUCKIN DEAL. Do you not realize that bikers ride all year for children. Just in texas, DFW TOY RUN is the largest toy run in the country, and it is all for children. What about B.A.C.A. they are a child abuse advocate group. They protect children. I'm sorry if my cloths are not to your liking, I'm sorry that I don't drive a BMW and car pool. I AM ME NOT YOU, I do it my way. So the next time you cagers ASSUME that a biker is nasty and he hears be prepared. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Brothers and Sisters stay safe.

LOUD PIPES vs ASSHOLES

Ok here a good argument to start. I just love when cagers bitch about how loud bike pipes are. Or bitch about revving the bike when stuck in traffic.Well lets clear up some questions. There is a reason we do rev up. When you hear it, whats the first thing you do. Everyone from cagers to pedestrians turn and look for the source of the noise. Do you see what just happened. We made ourselves known. We made ourselves seen. Do you get it. I hope so. Because thats all we want, IS TO BE SEEN. So when you do hear us and you will, it's because something is telling us that there is possible danger. SO...make some noise. You see we have to trust our instincts rather than trust your judgement. Sorry but it has come to that. So to all my fellow bikers go to your local shop and change your pipes to loud ass ones. To my brother and sisters up north check out VISION HARLEY in QUEBEC. Now i am not saying that they will hook you up but if you tell them that the DEMENTED BIKER from twitter sent you they just might help. The only down side is that they might get pissed at me, but I piss off people all the time,So good luck. Brothers and Sisters Stay Safe.

DRUNK DRIVERS

Yes the name of the post is drunk drivers. I thought I would not have to write this one. No I am not writing this one because I lost someone, But because I DO NOT WANT TO LOSE ANYONE.Weather friend or enemy, I do wish all to come home safely. The reason this is coming out, is if you have been reading or watching the news than,like me you have noticed a lot of drinking and driving incidents.Just this morning I found out that last night in SD at Buffalo Chips(STURGIS) Robbie Knievel was arrested for a DUI. Really, Do you not ride a motorcycle, Do you not understand the dangers we deal with on a regular basis. You want to go riding in an RV under the influence,along with hitting other RVs. Not just with Robbie, but with regular people it happens every day. Why, are we as people that STUBBORN to realize that we are not invincible. We are mortal, we can die and yes we can kill. It is not just one person that is dead. It is there entire family that dies a little.Not to mention the people that they have touched in their lives.I'm sorry just does not cut it. Those are words I have heard in the past. Oh but let you have to go through this and the words are different, like more check points, stiffer penalties. It's a whole different game when someone you know dies, But your Really Sorry when you do it. Now I am not saying that I do not drink, I am also not saying that I have not been stupid.I have been stupid, and lucky. Luck does run out and KARMA is a BITCH.I do drink most of the time at home, or I have been with friends, but I have for the most part had a DD. I am lucky enough to have a wife you does not drink like me. She makes sure we do get home safely,we do have children. All I am asking is to THINK BEFORE YOU DRINK. It's not that difficult.I love when guys say I CAN HANDLE MY BOOZE. No you can't. Be a man and call someone, hell call the police before you get in the car, yes they will help get you home safe.Not jail. It does work. Do you want to see, call the non emergency # and ask. You just might be surprised. You can even ask the bartender to call a cab, Most bars have it set up that they will cover the cab ride if you leave your keys with them. This blog is more of a plea instead of a bitch. Just THINK BEFORE YOU DRINK. Like I said before it's and easy concept.Go out have a good time, hell get plastered I don't care. I will. Just think, get a ride set up before you go. Try and keep the testosterone level to a minimum. YOUR NOT THAT COOL OR A REAL BAD ASS. Just think that's all I am asking. BROTHERS AND SISTER STAY SAFE

CAGERS/LAWNMOWERS

Ok, So I am my way in to work this morning and while riding there is this odd sound behind me. I do not wear a helmet in the summer time (thats for another time/blog soon) so I can hear this sound coming up behind me quick.Sure as shit it's a small car that sound like a fuckin lawnmower. I tried like hell not to laugh( no it didn't work). This young man was furious and challenged me to a race. Now I am a guy, but what is the deal with trying to keep your manhood and challenge someone when,1- you do not them, 2- you have a POS, 3- it sounds like a lawnmower. This joke was revving up his briggs and stratton to the point that it started to rattle and sound like it was going to blow up. I was still laughing my ass off and had to put the kickstand down, didn't want to drop my bike. Well the light turned green and I let him have his moment, o9nly briefly. I ended up at the next light before him (still laughing), Now mind you it is 5:30 in the morning and there really was no traffic. All he could do was ask what the fuck was I riding. To his surprise I told him POLICE ISSUED HARLEY. He shook his head and smiled, and just udered figures. I have a lot of fun sometimes in the morning. I am up had coffe an ready. BRING ON THE DUMB ASSES.So my question is, why do some young people think that a lawnmower with doors is cool. Am I that dam old. Did I miss the memo on it. Someone please tell me. Brothers and Sisters stay safe.