Friday, March 13, 2015

CAGERS BEWARE

Cagers beware. 
We are coming out of hibernation. Our two wheeled spirits are waking up, and need to move.
Please watch for us. You can't miss us. We are loud, quick, and covered in leather. 
    Some of us have been awake for awhile and have seen that you still have horrible habits. 
   
Put The Dam Device Down. Save my life. Save my brothers and sisters lives. We have families to goto as well as you do. We are not just some Dam Animal, when you meet us, we are some of the greatest people you will ever know. We will always be there for you. So please be there or not be there, depending on where you and your cage are. 

  This is just the beginning of the demented biker rant. Be warned Cagers I am watching and I will let you know when you are Fucking Up, that's what I do.

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

WATCHING AT LUNCH TIME

As I sit on a construction site at lunch time, staring off towards the highway,(dreading the fact that I was here and not there). I noticed a few of my fellow Brothers and Sisters riding. Then a closer look at the cagers around them, I was scared for there lives. I watched a few get cut off as cagers honked there horns, I also watched one speed up and ride a Brothers ass hard. and then lean on his horn. I don't know what kept me there and not flying to my own ride. Yes I would have flew out and rode to my Brothers side. I think it was more fear of killing someone that kept me seated. I am still astonished that people still act this way with all the signs and the news reporting the weather. We all know when the weather gets warm bikers are out, It's not a new concept. As I sit there thinking. Is my life or my fellow riders life that unimportant to you that you act this way. I mean if a cager is running late that he has the right to push a biker out of the way, by tailgating or cutting us off. Are our lives that much of an inconvenience to your schedule. People wonder why we are mean at times or ride in packs. It's to safe our lives. Yes I am complaining and it is easier for me to just stop riding. FUCK THAT, CAGERS CAN KISS MY ASS!!!! Brothers and Sisters stay safe, It is US vs THEM.

Friday, February 28, 2014

HAVE CAGERS PULLED HEAD OUT

Hello all my brothers and sisters of the two wheeled nation. I am back after a cold winter break. Fuck yeah its good to be out. Lets see if anyone cares to comment. I have hidden myself amongst the cagers this season.In hopes to catch them in the act.Oh and have I ever, Still trying to figure out the texting thing. Even after the police catch them they still text. REALLY. I have seen things and my wife explains" that's nothing you should see the thing I have seen."I would not have believed her if I have not witnessed some of the most fucked up acts by cagers.Eating,putting makeup on, even playing on an Ipad. After the things I have seen, I can say that I am deathly afraid of those fuckers. I don't think the reflector vests or the external lights will help. So Brothers and Sister I beg you, be careful out there. It is really THEM VS. US. Also remember Bars up and Rubber down. Stay tuned I am back and there will be more rants from THE DEMENTED BIKER.

Thursday, October 17, 2013

BRAKE LIGHTS

What does the title mean. It means if the are brighter than normal than I must have STOPPED. Get off your fuckin phone and pay THE FUCK ATTENTION. I do not understand the problem. If the vehicle in front of you is coming to where you should stop. Than my guess is that he just be stopping. Not that hard. Almost every other fucking morning, I hear long loud screeches behind me. I am waiting to get rearended again and have the person tell me "I DIDN'T SEE THE BIKE IN FRONT OF ME." This time I am going to be a funcking lunatic.Also if you are not that awake in the morning PLEASE STAY AT HOME AND WAKE UP. Go in late say your sorry and save a life. It's not worth the life to try and get to work faster or be on the phone. BROTHERS AND SISTERS STAY SAFE.

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

# 1 ISSUE-SAFETY

Yes folks, this issue has to be addressed. I ride everyday and see some odd shit. And I am talking just about riders. This has nothing to do with cagers(there's a first). Now I love to ride, don't need a reason. My wife is the same way. Just need to get out and ride. No rhyme or reason, just need to ride. I always watch whats going on around me, and I see some really odd shit. In the morning, 6am. It is still dark out and I swear that I am the only one with a good reflective vest on. Now not everyone has to wear a reflective vest, thats just me, But wearing nothing is dangerous. Now here in Texas it is still hot out so I understand the helmet deal. I wear mine in the morning mostly."Those cagers I swear are out to get me." Unless I have my camera on then the helmet is on. Folks we need to have some better awareness of what we are doing and our surroundings. Remember it's US vs THEM. They are out to get us. Now this is just one idea for either morning or night riding. You may have your own and thats cool, we just need to do something more. To many of us are being taken out, and it's always noted "I DID NOT SEE THEM." What about the rest of the day. What the fuck is up with the 90mph recing on the highways, really. What happened to riding to ride and not caring where you are going or how long it takes to get there. also, whats with the sneakers or fucking flip flops. Fucking Moron. Your life and maybe mine, might be at risk for your stupid antics. When ever you ride, it's not just you but the rest of us that has to be in the big picture. SAFETY PEOPLE, IT'S ALL ABOUT RIDING AND ENJOYING YOURSELF. BUT WE HAVE TO DO IT IN A SAFE MANNER OR SOME OF US WON'T BE COMING HOME. I don't want to hear about "I did not see them" or get a call that a friend is down. It hurts to much. We need to be thinking of each other because we know that cagers don't think. I posted words of wisdom before and think that it is what we need to be thinking of when we go out. EVERY INTERSECTION IS A CHANCE TO DIE TRUST NO LIGHT WITH YOUR LIFE RIDE LIKE HALF THE DRIVERS ON THE ROAD CAN'T SEE YOU AND THE OTHER HALF IS TRYING TO KILL BROTHERS AND SISTERS STAY SAFE.

Thursday, September 19, 2013

W T F

The title says it all folks.I was cruising the internet the other day, and came across an article that PISSED ME OFF COMPLETELY. It is about an Ohio State Trooper. I want everyone who reads this to repost and blast this everywhere. So I don't get into to much trouble I will not name the officer. This Officer rear ended a couple on there motorcycle, Never useing his brakes. Yes folk, you read that correctly. There is video and the officer seemed more concerned about his car, only asking if the couple were ok. Now I am asking everyone who reads this to go search" Ohio State Trooper bike accident" and see for yourself. Also the officer in question is still on patrol with no action taken against him. Is that FUCKED UP OR WHAT. No if that were you or I we would be in jail waiting trial. Why is he free, there is video. People wonder why I tell my kids if there is trouble find someone before the police, That way I know something will get done. Is that wrong, So be it. Please call the Ohio State Troopers office and ask what is being done. The more people that call maybe we can get something done fast. There is a couple in the hospital that need someone to help them. Like I have been saying BROTHERS AND SISTERS STAY SAFE.

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

WHAT IS WRONG THESE DAYS

What the hell is going on. I know this rant is not really about bikers, but still. I am sitting here going through the internet and it is killing me. I read an article on a cali fire house and a library in Virginia, and there are disturbing. First the fire house. While out on wild fires the fire house was robbed. REALLY WHAT THE FUCK. How FUCKED UP can you be to rob a firehouse. If there are no trucks in it, then guess what. They are probably out on a call, putting there lives at risk. Yes I know the risk they put there selves in amd I understand that it was there choice. STEALING FROM FIREMAN TRYING TO SAVE LIVES, WHAT THE FUCK. I can almost gaurentee that if you were to go to them while they are there, they will help out the best they can. I will bet at least half my pay. (I still have to eat sorry.) Now about the library in Virginia.How the Fuck can a library throw out and destroy books. What the Fuck are thinking. Are you telling me that there is no one out there that can use a book. Not even an orphange, a book mobile, a hospitals childrens wing. I find that hard to FUCKING BELIEVE. I have seen stuff like that in the movies, but that was indiana jones and hitler and then there was the episode of family guy, all fake make believe. No not this time. A real library is or is finished throwing out books. Now I know why the children coming up through schools are not getting the education that they need. I know that these are two small rants, I am sorry. If I start on either one then thats all there will be. So I kept them small hopingh that someone will look into it themselves an tell me I am wrong. Please someone tell me I am wrong and that this is just a dream. Brothers and Sisters stay safe.